Surgeons Preference?!


Question:

Surgeons Preference?

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like mechanics ... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington D.C , shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the butt are interchangeable."


Answers:

As a surgeon, I prefer to have surgeons on my operating table. If you make a mistake, you can always wake them up and ask for advice!


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