Golfing Crisis?!
Question:
Golfing Crisis?
A man and wife were enjoying a wonderful round of golf. Suddenly, while on the 9th green, the woman collapsed, apparently from a heart attack. "Help me, dear," she groaned to her husband.
Her husband dialed 911 on his cell phone, talked for a few minutes, then picked up his putter and lined up his putt.
His wife raised her head off the green and stared at him. "I'm dying over here, and you're putting?" she said.
"Don't worry, dear," he replied calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you."
"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asked feebly.
"No time at all," replied her husband, continuing to practice
his putting stroke, "everybody's already agreed to let him play through!"
Answers:
that is so cold on all levels. Reminds me of that story about the parents that was so engrossed with the internet they forgot about their kids.