I'm a professional Comedian?!

I'm a professional Comedian?

with that being said who do you think would know if something was funny. Me or whatdaf00k (he is trying to have a funny name but he fails, just like bush)! Seriously what kinda name is that, it should be whydaf00k, so people could yell whydaf00k did I waste my life reading your crappy name!

1 week ago
Okay I did this at my special last night, the jokes real comedians tell have to changed around to make it seem like it actually happened:

"...but I love cops, they have a good sence of humor. I always like to play this trick with them, whenever I get pulled over I just wait until he is right up near my trunk, then I pull up another twenty feet. He's debates on going back to his car, but hey it is 20 steps away, so he keeps on advancing my car. Just pull up another twenty feet and repeat. Then just take off, and he'll have a mile walk back to his car."


Likey?

1 week ago
Hey at least I write my own jokes, I googled all of yours and I found them all over the internet. Be original you plageris0r! Yeah, I can misspell like a retard too! Take that!

1 week ago
Just google any line of any of your jokes, pages come up with exact wording, you are not origanal.

Now I belive you have some speed to do...

so make us laugh sad sack
not only do you get arrested for grievous bodily harm of the ear holes at your gigs when you get out you come on yahoo and abuse peoples eyes and intellect. get a day job you unfunny comedian
i bet the biggest laughs you get is when YOU come back from the toilet
yep a mile to walk back to his car and your number plate wrote down 1500 times

and the original author was? google that funny man

and you are as funny as cancer if you are a professional comedian beware the clowns at your next gig they will amuse the kids more and lets face it kids don't like clowns. but you have never had kids ffs sake you wouldn't have ever got laid with lines like "get into my vagina" your very own original
why do you keep your profile secret or don't you want your fan base I.E your mum, to find out about jokes and riddles on yahoo. by the way i spell in English not American canned laughter doesn't work on us
and i do believe it is you who has some speed to do 20 feet at a time