Quick 2 points?!

Quick 2 points?

you can get two points just by telling me the funniest joke you can think of and if you know more than one feel free to put it in and if its really funny people will vote it the best answer and ill give you the best answer and you can get ten points

1 week ago
thank you to the people who are being nice about this i just wanted to have a quick laugh and for the jerks that tell me to shut up and tell me haha i answered and got two points anyway thats not what this is about and you are a pathetic peaice of crap driven by points who just had to have two points so you anwered some bull sh'it answer and your a real jerk

So there's two blondes sitting on a bench one night in Central Park. One says to the other, "I wonder which is closer, Florida or the Moon..."
The other replies, "Hello! Can you *see* Florida?!"

(Hope you liked it!)


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Edit: I thought of a funnier one!

So a guy walks into a bar and starts talking to the bartender. After a few beers, the man says "I bet you $100 I can bite my eye."
The bartender thinks, 'No one can bite thier own eye!" and agrees. The man pulls out his glass eye and bites it.

(But wait! There's more!)

After taking his money, the man says, "I bet you $500 I can bite my other eye."
The bartender knows that the man is not blind, so doesn't think this is possible. He agrees.
The man pulls out his false teeth and bites his other eye!

(Still more!)

The bartender gives the man his money, and the man gives him a final bet. "I'll bet you $2000 that I can stand on one end of the bar, and pee into a shot glass on the other end of the bar without spilling," he says.
The bartender knows that *this* is impossible and agrees again.
The man stands up, and tries to pee into the shotglass. He spills all over the bar, not even reaching the other end.
The man sits down and gives the bartender his money. "Aw, heck," the bartender says, "let me give you a drink." He hands the man a beer, and the guy bursts out laughing. "You just lost $2000, why the hell could you possibly be laughing?"

The man says, "See the man in the car out there? I bet him 1 million dollars that I could pee all over you bar, and then you'd buy me a drink!"

XD