If it takes a day and a half for a chicken and a half to lay an egg and a half, !
Question:
If it takes a day and a half for a chicken and a half to lay an egg and a half, ......?
how long does it take for a penguin with two left feet to start a bonfire?
Answers:
Exactly 2 days, I know cos I'm a penguin with two left feet and a computer!