Is this funny or dumb?!

Is this funny or dumb?

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:

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BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,

BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.




"From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

we are going to make love all night.

" The next night he came home from work and yelled

"BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off.


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When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.

When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"

"What the hell is BELL 4?"

asked the husband?


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"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied??


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"YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

1 week ago
No I didn't come up with it, my aunt sent it to me today and I thought it was cute. Wanted to see what others thought of it.

Holy moly... that was fuken hilarious! Oh my god, I'm still laughing! Bell 4 deserves a Star!!!