10 cute blonde jokes (Blondes are always cute. What I meant was that the jokes a!

10 cute blonde jokes (Blondes are always cute. What I meant was that the jokes are cute)...?

(1) Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished the jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
Because it said "from 2-4 years" on the box.

(2) How did the blonde burn her ear?
She was ironing and the phone rang.

(3) Why did the blonde wear a condom on each ear?
She was afraid of getting hearing AIDS.

(4) Why did the blonde sell her car?
She needed gas money.

(5) Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She kept throwing away the W's.

(6) Why did the blonde bring sandpaper on her trip to the desert?
She thought it was a map of the desert.

(8) Why did the blonde ask to have her pizza cut into 6 slices instead of 12?
She didn't know if she could eat 12 slices.

(9) How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash?
"It was getting cold, so I turned off the ceiling fan."

(10) How do blondes brain cells die?
Alone.

1 week ago
How many of you noticed that there are only 9 jokes and not 10?

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lol aw man every single one made me laugh they were awsome and you are awsome for typing them out lol you rock everyone likes a good blonde joke hey i'm blonde adn i liked them adn thanx for calling me cute i'm sure you weren't calling me specifically cute but oh well you did and that is yet another reason you rock lol the jokes were funny though woohoo