Here are some short jokes for you :))???!
Question:
Here are some short jokes for you :))???
My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Yo mama is so fat when she puts on a yellow raincoat people shout TAXI!
Yo mama is so fat she could be the eighth continent.
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thx i really needed a laugh