Die happy (ooh being sexist are i)?!
Question:
Die happy (ooh being sexist are i)?
A bloke working in a brewery died one day after falling in a vat of beer, and it was the Managing Director's duty to inform his widow.
"Tell me," cried the widow, "Did he suffer much?"
"I don't think so," replied the MD, "He go out to go the toilet three times."
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
It's cute, but can you pick peanuts up wth it?
What did the sign on the brothel door say?
We're closed, beat it!!!!
Answers:
you been reading my book hahaha