Wanna hear one last Lawyer joke anybody?...A Lawyer opens the door of his BMW...!
Question:
Wanna hear one last Lawyer joke anybody?...A Lawyer opens the door of his BMW...?
another car speeds past ripping the door off completely. When the police arrive the lawyer is complaining bitterly. "Officer look what they've done to my car!" he whines. "You lawyers are so materialistic you make me sick," replies the policeman.
"You're so worried about your stupid car, you haven't even noticed your arms been ripped off." "Oh no! I can't believe it," sobs the lawyer, "Where's my Rolex gone?"
1 week ago
Where? dreamboy, where?
1 week ago
OK sorry! I've found it.
1 week ago
Rolex watch attached to his severed arm? Dreamboy you've taken ALL the fun out of it.
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can't believe it's taken a year for that email to reach you!