Husband wanted?!
Question:
Husband wanted?
A lonelyold lady, aged 75, decided it was time to get married. She put an advert in the local paper that read;
'HUSBAND WANTED': Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must be still good in bed!
All applicants must apply in person.
On the second day the ad appeared, she heard the doorbell ring. Much to her dismay,when she opened the door there sat a man in a wheelchair. He had no arms and legs.
She asked sardonically, "You're not expecting me to consider you, are you? Just look at you, you've no legs."
The old man said, "So there's no way I can run around on you."
She snorted, "You have no arms either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
The old woman raised her eyebrows and gazed at him intently. "Are you still good in bed?" she asked.
The old man smirked and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
Answers:
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in water? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that holds curtains by the window? Rod
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that can ring a door bell? Juan Hong Well