The IMPORTANCE of CONCENTRATION - VERY FUNNY JOKE ?!


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The IMPORTANCE of CONCENTRATION - VERY FUNNY JOKE ?

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>>>>WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
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>>>>HUSBAND: Definitely not!
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>>>>WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?
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>>>>HUSBAND: Of course I do.
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>>>>WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
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>>>>HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.
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>>>>WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
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>>>>HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
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>>>>WIFE: Would you live in our house?
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>>>>HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house.
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>>>>WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
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>>>>HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
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>>>>WIFE: Would you let her drive my car?
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>>>>HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new
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>>>>WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
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>>>>HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
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>>>>WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
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>>>>HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
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>>>>WIFE: - - silence - -
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>>>>HUSBAND: F**K


Answers:

thats great


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