Does anybody have a good punchline to the unfinished joke in "The Breakfast!

Does anybody have a good punchline to the unfinished joke in "The Breakfast Club?"?

Judd Nelson is crawling across the ceiling tiles and says, "A naked blond walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, 'I guess you won't be needing a drink.' The blond says . . ." And that's when the ceiling collapses and he falls through- never finishing the joke. Now, according to the writer, there never was a punchline, so there's no right or wrong answer. So, what would you say is a good punchline?

"Yes I do, I woke up this morning...the salami smells funny and the dog's pregnant".

I got nothin.