An ounce of brains. --> Lawyer joke.?!
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An ounce of brains. --> Lawyer joke.?
A lawyer finds he has an inoperable brain tumour. It's so large they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available brains. There's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says," This is a ripoff! How come the lawyer brains are so dam*ned expensive?!"
The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?!"
LOL ha ha. this was funny.
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lol. shameless plug, but it made me chuckle a little.