I accidentally locked myself out of my hotel room BUCK NAKED, what were the secu!

I accidentally locked myself out of my hotel room BUCK NAKED, what were the security people saying about me?

Friday night I walked out a wrong door late at night (i wasn't even drunk!) totally nude and found myself locked in the hallway! I'm starting to wonder if some security woman somewhere was laughing at this tape!

If the tape exists, it would basically look like this:

I walk out of the hotel room from the front view, totally exposed!! I then realize my state of undress when the door clicks behind me, cover up my weenie and furiously try to open the door in a panic (back view in clear sight).

At one point I think I hear someone coming, and run about 20 feet to jump in a janitor's closet with nothin on (my buns probably bouncing behind me :::blush::)

After waiting in there for 5 minutes, I tip-toe out of there, carefully covering myself, and after a few minutes the door opens for me.

Is it possible some people were watching this naked panic attack of mine as it happened?? If you were one of the people, what would you have been saying as you watched this??

Not this lame question again!