Are we aussie men to romantic ..can you rate this romantic poem?!
Question:
Are we aussie men to romantic ..can you rate this romantic poem?
Of course I love ya darling
Your a bloody top notch bird
And when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That youv got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!
Answers:
Struth! XD
Lol, if my man said that to me, I'd grab the broom & tell him where he could stick it.....
& btw Familyties, I don't have saggy bits or cellulite.
There ya go, hey?