Fart Joke: Different Type of Farters?!
Question:
Fart Joke: Different Type of Farters?
You love tVain
he smell of your own farts.
Amiable
You love the smell of other people's farts.
Proud
You think your farts are exceptionally fine.
Shy
You release silent farts and then blush.
Impudent
You boldly fart out loud and then laugh.
Anti-Social
When the need arises, you excuse yourself from the room and fart in private.
Strategic
You fart and then conceal it with loud coughing.
Sadistic
You fart in bed and then pull the cover up over your partner's head.
Intellectual
You can determine from the smell of any fart exactly what food item had been consumed.
Athletic
You fart at the slightest exertion.
Miserable
You would love to let one out, but you are unable to fart.
Sensitive
You fart and then start crying.
Unfortunate
You try really hard to fart, but you poop instead.
Scientific
You fart regularly but you're concerned about pollution.
Nervous
You stop in the middle of your fart.
Honest
You admit that you farted but offer good medical reasons.
Dishonest
You far and then blame the dog.
Foolish
You suppress your farts for hours.
Thrifty
You always keep a couple of good farts in reserve.
Answers:
it'll be all the battenburg, guinness and scrumpy