This'll make you laugh?!
Question:
This'll make you laugh?
A woman who has been ill treated by her husband finally gets her divorce through. Whilst glad of this, she still wants the company of a good man, so she puts an ad in the paper:
Man wanted.
Mustn't beat me
Mustn't run away at the first sign of trouble
Must be good in bed.
A couple of days later the doorbell rings to find a man there with no arms or legs.
She says, "Can I help you"?
He says, "Yes I've come about the advert in the paper!
A bit taken aback she stammers, "Well I'm not quite sure if you're the man I'm looking for".
He quickly intervenes and says, "Well I've got no arms so I can't beat you. I've got no legs so I can't run away.
So she replies, "Well that's true but how do I know if you're any good in bed"?
He replies, "Well I rang the doorbell, didn't I"?
Answers:
Ahem.....where did you say I can get in touch with this guy? lol