Is It "National Condom Week" Already?!
Question:
Is It "National Condom Week" Already?
Lumberjack Condoms
For the woody that won't be cut down.
Sprout Condoms
Add a little moisture, and watch it grow!
Helium Condoms
For those flaccid moments when you just want a lift...
KFC Condoms
When you just need to :wing" it.
ASPCA Condoms
For that lil' pup in you!
Howdy Doody Condoms
When you know "what time it is!"
Lassie Condoms
When you know she's a *****, but you're gonna do her anyway.
George W. Bush Condoms
When "Junior" wants to take over!
Yawn Condoms
When you're bored stiff.
Memory Condoms
When it's on the tip of your tongue.
Electrical Condoms
Cures the shorts in your pants!
2 weeks ago
I didn't think they would step on a legit word for a female dog!
Lassie Condoms
When you know she's a bit ch, but you're gonna do her anyway!
Answers:
makes me wanna try to blow up a condom and use it as a dildo...
better yet, find a guy to fill one up for me....