A genie in the Gulf of Mexico?!
Question:
A genie in the Gulf of Mexico?
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were sitting in a boat in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico. All of a sudden, they found a oil lamp floating next to them.
Thibodeaux said "Maybe if you rub dat hard enough a genie will appear!" and sure enough a genie appeared.
The genie said "You have one wish!".
So Boudreaux said "Mais, I wish dat all da Gulf was turned to beer!" and then in a flash, the whole of the Gulf of Mexico turned to beer and the genie had gone.
A while later, all that could be heard was the lapping of beer. Then, Thibodeaux said "Nice one Boudreaux!".
"What?" said Boudreaux.
Thibodeaux replied: "Now we gonna have to pee in da boat!"
Answers:
just another of life's sacrifices eh! (I should be so lucky)