A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch?!
Question:
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch?
Damn Kids!
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon
inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have
been helping themselves to a feast.
The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit eating
situation. So he puts up a sign that reads, "Warning: One
Of These Watermelons Contains Cyanide!
The farmer returns a week later to discover that none of
the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another
sign that reads: "Now There Are Two!"
Answers:
This is a take-off from an old joke I heard when I was a kid. A man ran a gas station across from an ice cream parlor. When things were slow, he would go over and get a bowl of Ice cream. It never failed, as soon as he started eating the ice cream someone would come in for gas. When he got back from pumping gas he would find someone had eaten his ice cream. So he put a sign on it saying "I spit in this Ice cream" only to come back and find someone had added"I did too"