Anyone got a decent joke?!
Question:
Anyone got a decent joke?
before that manky old carp gets back?
Answers:
OK, this is long, but i'll shorten it.
There's a English guy in a cafe, when a French guy chewing gum comes in. He sits down next to the Englishguy and goes: 'Do you eat jam?' The EG says yes. The FG says he recycles the seeds, peel and waste from fruit, puts it in a jar, and sends it to England as jam. Then he asks other questions regarding croissants and stuff. Finally the EG gets fed up and goes :'Do you have sex in France'
The FG replies yes. 'What do you do with the condomns after you throw them away? asks the EG. The FG says he throws them away. Well we dont. We put them in a jar, recycle them, and send them to France as chewing gum...