Im sick of only seeing jokes In the jokes and riddles section, anyone got any go!

Im sick of only seeing jokes In the jokes and riddles section, anyone got any good riddles for me??

whoever gives me the first riddle that i cannot solve gets the best answer ( dont ask me how you will know whether or not i solved them, you will just have to trust me!!!!!!) (and i wouldn't blame you if you didnt!)

2 weeks ago
well i have a theory of my very own on the chicken or the egg thing, its kinda long and hard to follow but i will give it my best shot!!!!

o.k, well first you have to be a believer in evolution, so imagine a chicken evolved from something else, for arguement sake lets just say a dinosaur, obviously it didnt but lets just say for the moment that it did!!!! so anyway, the dinosaur kept slowely evelving through generatiions and generations untill it looked a little bit like a chiken exept it was still mostly like a dinosaur, it kept evolving untill it was 49.999999% chicken but still mostly dinosaur untill it eventuall became 50.000001% chicken so it was officially a chicken, so the egg it came out of came before the chicken did!!!!

you follow me?? do you agree wih my theory??

First, think of a person who remains hidden, who is shrouded in mystery. Next, think of the middle of middle and the end of the end. Finally, think of a sound that you make when trying to think of an answer. In all, I'm a creature you wouldn't want to meet on a dark night!