Courtroom dramas.......?!

Courtroom dramas.......?

It's true the Law is an ***, these are excerpts from real trials. Enjoy! =)

1. "What happened then?"
"He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
"Did he kill you?"
"No."

2."...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
"The victim lived."

3. "How was your first marriage terminated?"
"By death."
"And by whose death was it terminated?"

4."Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
"The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
"And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
"No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."

5."Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."

6."How many times have you committed suicide?"

7."Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"

8."Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
"All my autopsies are performed on dead people."

great!!!! these are really good!!! Makes you wonder ????