Who is he'?!
Question:
Who is he'?
Tom Thumb, Snow White and Quasimodo were down at their local having a few drinks. Tom Thumb had had at least one too many and started to boast. "I'm the smallest man in the world - and that's something to be proud about."
Snow White took umbrage at this and poured scorn on the pint size general. "That's nothing, I am the most beautiful woman in the world."
"Unlikely," Quasimodo chipped in. "The world is full of beautiful women but at least I am th ugliest man in the world. And that is something to be proud of."
After a brief intellectual discussion on the matter, mostly consisting of repeated "am so" and "are not too" the three decide to settle it by asking the wisest man in the world, The Wizard of Oz, wether or not their claims were true.
Tom Thumb went in first and after a little while came out jubilant. "I am the smallest man in the world," he shouted. "The wizard says so."
Snow White went in next and she too reappeared in triumphant mood. "Its official," she said. "There is no woman in this world more beautious than me."
Last it was Quasimodo's turn. The other two waited outside for a period that seemed much longer than either of them had taken. Finally Quasimodo emerged looking crestfallen.
"Who the bloody hell is gorden brown?" he asked angrily.
Answers:
Deserves a wedgie