Have you ever heard The Duck Story/Joke!!! This joke will have you ROTFLMAO?!

Have you ever heard The Duck Story/Joke!!! This joke will have you ROTFLMAO?

Have you ever heard the Duck Story/Joke? Would you like to hear it? It’s a cute one, if you want to hear it just say yes and I will post it!!!! Hope you enjoy!!!!
(For you who dont know what rotflmas means: rolling on the floor laughing my a-ss off)

2 weeks ago
There was this little boy (Jay) who got sick and tired of staying home all the time, so he asked his dad, “if he could go to town” and dad said, “Son we don’t have any money but go ask your mom.” So Jay went inside and asked his mom if he could go to town… Mom said okay but get money from dad!!! Dad told Jay grab you one of them DUCKS and have a great time… So Jay started walking to town and came up on this house and this girl was outside with nothing on, she said “How about a good time for a very little cost” Jay said WOW!! But all I got is this duck. She said okay I take the duck… the do there thing and (wow you’re so good, harder, harder) Well they get done and the girl tells him she would like to do it again and he tells her its going to cost you so she give him back the DUCK. So they go at it again… They get done again and Jay takes that duck and walks out side and

2 weeks ago
gets hit by an 18 wheeler. The driver jumps out and saying “Oh Man Oh Man!!! I can not get another ticket, Jay said you killed my duck!!!! The Driver said how about I pay you for your duck so the police aren’t called… When Jay got home Dad asked if he had fun and Jay said yes, Well what did you do asked Dad,

“I got a duck for a fuc*, A fuc* for a Duck & $50 for a fuc*ed up duck!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

haha i ♥ it