Funny text i recieved the other day....?!
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Funny text i recieved the other day....?
the ERECTERIUS TROUSERIUS or the 'trouser snake' is the most dangerous snake.colour varies from pink to black.it is fangless.its highly venemous spit can cause prolonged swelling lasting nine months.average length is 3-9 inches.usually appears in bedrooms but found in unusual places also.attacks women in the lower part of the abdominal area.it has been known to attack men from behind!
BEWARE!
2 weeks ago
THANKU SQUIRREL!
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... and sometimes it really wants to, but is completely incapable of attacking, which can bring a huge frustration, so you might get hurt by person it seems to be attached to at the time, because of the special connection between the carrier and the snake. The snake seems to have a big influence on it's host.