Charlie's ashes?!
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Charlie's ashes?
Burglars tried to snort the contents of a bag marked "Charlie" when they broke into a house, but the light-coloured powder was the ashes of the homeowner's dog.
The bag, alongside an urn, contained the ashes of Dee Blyth's dead Newfoundland dog, Charlie, who died in 1997.
A police officer investigating the break-in at Chadwell Heath, Essex laughed when he saw the thieves had arranged the ashes into cocaine-style lines, Ms Blyth told The Sun newspaper.
She said: "I'd love to see their faces when these thieves realise. It was horrible knowing they were in my house, but the idea of them trying to get high on a dead dog made me feel better.
"I didn't realise the significance until the policeman started laughing - he couldn't wait to tell his mates back at the station."
The thieves stole two televisions, a video recorder, a hi-fi and £2000 worth of jewellery.
Police are trying to track down the thieves using DNA samples from the bag of ashes
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I read this and expected there to be a punchline at the end, like a joke????