Grapes,,and nails,, rate this joke?!
Question:
Grapes,,and nails,, rate this joke?
a guy "hey man u got any grapes?"
The bartender responds "no man try tommorow we are restocking tonight" "Okay" the guy says and leaves.
The next day the same guy comes in and asks "hey u got any grapes" the bartender says "nope" and the guy leaves. This continues for a week straight. Finally the bartender says " I swear to god if u come in here again lookin for grape I’m gonna take a hammer and nails and nail you to the wall, like jesus christ.
The next day the guy comes in and asks" hey u got any nails?"
"nope"
"good u got any grapes?"
Answers:
HA! that was funny! gets an 8.