A few weird facts! check em out!?!
Question:
A few weird facts! check em out!?
shrimp's heart is in its head.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a
million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on
them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. (i should've died a long time ago!)
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
telephone call.
Horses can't vomit.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
A snail can sleep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.
"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
Answers:
A few weird facts! check em out!?
George W's brain is in his asss
"leave Iraq "" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the George W's language.
Politicians multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two could have over a
million potential voters.
Weaning headlice for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with Mexicans or their burros?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a superwhine somewhere.
A duck's fart doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
83% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on
them and kissing their bosses butts.
All lipstick contains fish scabies.
Like muffs, everyone's tongue tastes different.
If you squeeze too hard, you can fracture a testicle. If you try to suppress a sqeeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your knob'shead and die. (i should've died a long time ago!)
If you keep your bra open by farce, they can pop out.
In a study of 200,000 old age pensioners over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an oldie buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to fly up into the sky.
A pregnant TV weathergirl is called a twit.
More than 5% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call to Elvis.
Horses can't vomit . But they get a litlte hoarse in winter.
Butterflies taste nice when their feet are gently poached.
In 10 hours, a filibuster releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
On average, 100 people choke to death on balls and penises every year.
On average people fear spiderman costumes more than they do death.
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived terrorists.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already margarine addicts.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. they
J U M P
Only one person in 116 in will live to be two billionor older.
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
Thats no cow thats my wife...
Women bling nearly twice as much as men.
It's physically impossible for you to lick your wife's elbow.
The Main Library at Indiana University stinks over and over every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the librarians that would occupy the building.
A snail janitor can sweep for three years.
No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
except WONTH
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop flowing.
The electric chair was invented by a an amateur electrician/ dentist.
All polar bears are left handed.
They love to eat left hands,
In New York, priests plucked EVERY hair from their alter boys bodies, including
their eyebrows and eyelashes.
Now they run Hair School at Alctraz.
An ostrich's browneye is bigger than its brain.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on a broken keyboard.
"GoLo," is the shortest male gigolo in China
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
stand seven feet, two inches tall.
Or look like Pamela Anderson
A crocodile can stick a mans tongue out. After its swallowed him
The kickoff was invented before the match.
Americans on average dribble 18 gallons of pizzle every day.
Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. Except the dumb ones.