A few smart ones...?!

A few smart ones...?

1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says:" A beer please, and one for the road."

3.Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field.
Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.

6. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

7. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

8. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

9. Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".

10. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. No doubt it sank, proving once again that "you can't have your kayak and heat it too".

2 weeks ago
There was the person (me) who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least a few of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

lmao! my bf thinks im crazy now! thx 4 ur corny jokes, they made me smile =]