Karate chop?!


Question:

Karate chop?

There was a little bloke sitting in the bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from korea."

The little bloke thinnks, "Geez," but then gets back up onto the stool and starts drinking again, when all of a sudden --WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him again.

This time he says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this.......He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little bloke is gone for an hour or so. When he returns without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and --WHAM!! --knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!

The little guy looks at the barman and says, "When he gets up tell him that's a crowbar from sears."


Answers:

LMSIAO My head still hurts from that........


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