Halloween...?!


Question:

Halloween...?

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend!

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
You suck.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...

How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...

What do they teach in witching school?
Spelling.

Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...

What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...

What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!

What do you call a little monsters parents?
Mummy and Deady.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It's a pain in the neck.

Additional Details

2 weeks ago
What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes?

They suck !!!


Answers:

hahaha! Nice clean jokes, I like them! I'll star you


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