Be kind to white-man week?!
Question:
Be kind to white-man week?
Three white missionaries were walking through the jungle when they were caught by a tribe of cannibals.They were paraded in front of the chief who said..."This is your lucky day, usually we'd eat you but it's 'be kind to white-man week' and I have to give you a chance to get free.If the total lengths of your three todgers are as big as mine, you can go free".The medicine man measured the chief's todger...18 inches.WOW!!
The first man was measured...7 inches...good.
The second man...8 inches...excellent..
The third man...just about managed 3 inches...whew!
7 + 8 + 3 = 18...they were set free.
As they walked away the first said.."Lucky I had 7 inches lads."
The second said.."Lucky I had 8 inches."
The third said..."Good job I had a hard on."
2 weeks ago
Happy Mercia..don't you mean..'must have' not 'must of'...English is not your first language I take it.
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Ha ha made me chuckle. Just imagine if he hadn't got a hard on!!!
:-)))