How to make fun of some1??!

How to make fun of some1??

im not trrying to be mean but this girl is trying to start drama with me and its summer [which is so stupid and she needs a life] so i want to prepare before i see her in 8th grade and i want her to back off so she wont ruin my 8th grade year and she is the reason why one of my really good friend went to another school god that effening whore and now she wants to start drama with me and if she tries to im going to say a funny thing back to her that would embarass her and i barely know her i only talked to her few times in 6th grade

this her situation basically
she was popular in 6th grade and she was kinda nice but still a b*tch and she was even more b*tchier in 7th grade so basically her friends ditch her for it

and she likes one of my guy friends and he liked me since 6th grade

help me with a few comebacks

2 weeks ago
and shes dumb and a gold digger the whole school knows it

When she tries to start something try to ignore her, make her speak to you at least two or three times.

Assume your best sympathetic expression and say:
"Wow, it's really sad that you are so lonely and friendless that you have to waste your time talking to me."

When she says something along the line of: "I have friends."

Say: "Then why are you bothering me?"

Best advice: Don't stoop to cursing or name calling. It lowers you as a person and isn't worth it. Also it could lead to a physical fight which would just get you in trouble.