Old Folks Joke!?!
Question:
Old Folks Joke!?
Three elderly men are sitting around the retirement home one day. The youngest, 65 yrs old says, "You know what I miss about being young?" Then answers his own question. "Being able to urinate without a problem. Now, by the time I get to the toilet I don't have to go or I have to work to hard to go."
The next grandpa, 75 yrs old pipes in with, "That nothing. Wait til you get to be my age and your bowels give you trouble. You sit on the toilet for hours sometimes."
The last one, 85 yrs old, says, "Ah, you kids got nothing to complain about. At my age I urinate like a race horse every morning at 7:00 am sharp, like clockwork. Then at 8:00am every morning my bowles move regular as the sun coming up."
The other two look at each other, then back at the older man and ask, "What have you got to complain about?"
The old man says,
"I don't wake up each morning until 9:00am."
Answers:
85 year old man goes to a doctor for a check-up.
When the results are in the doctor calls him into the office and says` I have bad news and then, more bad news.
First of all you have AIDS. [ pause] You also have Altheimers [sp]
The old guy say's ` phew' for I second there I thought you said I had AIDS!!!