Mean Charlie's coming ......?!


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Mean Charlie's coming ......?

Back during the gold rush days, this little guy moved west from Boston to a gold rush town. This town was just running in money and he got a job right away as a bar tender. His boss told him, "Now look, this bar is always open. It is always crowded in here and you can live in the room upstairs. You get free meals, free room and board, but - you have to work 12 hours a day."
The little guy took the job. His boss then told him, "Now, you keep filling the drinks and keep the counter clean. And don't forget - this bar NEVER closes. except in one particular case - and that's if Mean Charlie comes to town. If that happens - close this place up as fast as you can.
Months go by without a flaw until one Friday night. People started to panic and run and were screaming, "Mean Charlie is coming - Run for your life!!!"
The little guy tried to close up but all of a sudden the swinging doors burst open. A guy riding a buffalo swinging a rattlesnake around his head ride up to the bar and demands

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a spittoon full of Red Eye. The little guy grabs 3 bottles in each hand and pours them all into the spittoon. The guy bites the head off of the snake and climbs down from the buffalo while spitting the head into the Red Eye. He grabs the spittoon and drinks the whole thing down without stopping. Then he starts climbing back on the buffalo. The little guy asks, "Gee, is there anything else I can get for you?"
The stranger says, "Naw, I gotta get out of town - Ol' Mean Charlie is coming..."


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Y'all can just pardon me all to hades, but I liked it.
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