Joke! Husband and wife are in bed when he says,-----?!

Joke! Husband and wife are in bed when he says,-----?

Boy, I could sure use a good f**-! Wife says, "That's terrible you shouldn't talk like that! Why don't you say something nicer, like, ummm, Honey, can I use your wash machine?" Husband says, "Okay, honey can I use your wash machine?"Wife says, "NO!" Husband gets up to go to the bathroom. While he is there, she thinks to herself, "Boy, that was pretty mean of me. I think I'll let him".

Husband comes back to bed. Wife rolls over facing him and says, "Okay, honey, you may use my wash machine." husband says,"














"No thanks, it was a small load, I did it by hand."

nyek!!