Had yet another row again tonight...............?!

Had yet another row again tonight...............?

I said i wanted a new Loofah for the bathroom and Gideon said no and that i wasn't to get another one. I went out this afternoon and bloody well bought a new Loofah just to spite him. He then went in a huff and played Duran Duran's Greatsest hits over and over again at full blast, thus upsetting old Albert upstairs. If it's not one thing, it's another these days. I'm at my wits end as i have nothing to read in bed at nights anymore. Albert has been chapping down now for the last 3 hours. I've still not received a reply from Terry and i'm thinking that this is another dream down the pan. My friends tell me not to be impatient, but i can't help it - i really like him. Linda told me to ask him to marry me, but i feel it's all a bit too soon. My question is this - If the abacus hadn't been invented, would i still have been able to buy that hooded top from H&M's today? Thanking all the good people of Scotland in advance, English need not reply.......

Enjoy the loofah!
I'm sure Terry'll be in touch soon,
you'll look great in that hoodie, thank goodness for abacuses!!
Swop the stereo leads - that'll keep him amused and confused for hours and keep Arthur happy too!!
pop into newsagents tomorrow - loads of free novels with mags at the mo - a mag and a book, what a bargain!!!