Confucious says?!

Confucious says?

Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.
Man who pee on electric fence, receive shocking news.
Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
Man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
He who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.
Man who have head up ***, have crappy outlook on life.
Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.
Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of things.
Baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.
Man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who sit on tack get point.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Find blind man on nude beach, not hard.
Girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
Man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth

2 weeks ago
Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
Man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
A bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Man who scratches *** should not bite fingernails.
Man who sneezes without handkerchief takes matters into his own hands.
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
Sailor who get discharged from navy leave buddies behind.
Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
Girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.
Man who fight with wife all day get no peace at night.
Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
Seven days on honeymoon make one hole weak.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

thats a heck of a list and worth a star everytime
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