Star if you like this joke?!

Star if you like this joke?

There is a guy sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant, high above the city. He is slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, gulps it down, and goes over to the widow and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn’t believe his eyes. He was even more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy comes walking back into the bar, unscratched, and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window and we’re a hundreds of feet above the GROUND!” The jumper respond, in slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down, right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, drinks it down, goes to the widow and jumps out. The other guy runs to the widow and watches as the guy falls until right before he hits the ground, he slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has t

2 weeks ago
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The other guy has to try too! So, he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the widow and jumps out. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow at all…SLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, “You’re a real @ssh*** when you’re drunk, Superman.”

That is fantastic! I love that joke every time you tell it to me!