Star if you like?!
Question:
Star if you like?
There was a guy in a bar one night who got really drunk, i mean really,really,really,drunk.
When the bar closed he got up to go home, as he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk,so he stumbled over to nun and punched her in the face.
Shocked the nun fell to her knee's but before she could say or do anything he punched her again,this time she fell down,the drunk stumbled over to her and kicked in the bum then he picked her up and threw her into a wall.
By this time the nun was pritty weak and couldn't move very much.
The drunk then stumbled over to her put his face right next to her's and said.............................
"NOT VERY STRONG TONIGHT,ARE YOU,BATMAN?"
2 weeks ago
dan
i didn't know jokes needed to start with a Q, " you dope"
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