This joke's not new, but it is funny..........?!


Question:

This joke's not new, but it is funny..........?

A woman posts an ad in the paper that looks like
this:

Looking for man with these qualifications:
1. Won't beat me up.
2. Won't run away.
3. Great in bed.

She got lots of phone calls but met someone
perfect at her door. The man she met said, "Hi
I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up, I
have no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are
great in bed?"

To which Bob replies, "I rang the doorbell didn't
I?


Answers:

Hi.

My name's Bob.

I also have no arms or legs.

But I typed this answer.


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