Accident On The Golf Course.......?!


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Accident On The Golf Course.......?

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets himself to the doctor, he says," How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he had seen them. She says, "You'll be the first, no one has ever touched these breasts."

He whips down his pants and says, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"


Answers:

LOL...that's funny, an oldie but a goodie.

Another golf-related joke (involving injuries and groins):

A guy is on the golf course, and he's standing on the ninth green, waiting for his turn. Suddenly a poorly-hit golf ball, flying at about waist-height, comes straight at him and hits him really hard. The guy clasps his hands together over his crotch, and falls to the ground, moaning in agony.

A very attractive blonde comes running up moments later. "Oh my God" she says, "I am so sorry!"

The guy, still rolling around in pain, says "I'll be okay...I know it was an accident."

"Let me help," says the blonde. "I am a massage therapist, and I can help relieve the pain."

She begins massaging all around his groin area. She is clearly trained at this, because she is very thorough.

"There, does that feel better?" she asks.

"It sure does," the guy says, "now I hardly notice the pain where the ball hit my thumb."


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