Elderly man?!

Elderly man?

The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly man on the doorstep. His clothes were all disheveled and he looked needy.

"Can I help you?" the madam said.

"I want Natalie," the old man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else......"

"No, I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man she charged £1000 per visit. The old man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her the £1000.

The two went up to her room for an hour, where upon the old man calmly left. The next night he appeared again demanding Natalie, she explained that no one had ever returned two nightn in a row and it was still £1000, no discounts.

Again the old man paid the money, they went up to her room until he left an hour later.

When he returned the third consecutive night they couldn't believe it. He again handed Natalie £1000 but an hour later.

2 weeks ago
Natalie questioned, "No one has ever used my services 3 nights in a row....where are you from?"

The old man replied, "Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie, "I have a sister who lives there."

"Yes I know!" said the old man, "Your dad died, she gave me £3000 to give to you!"

O' cheaky git hahahahah!