A dog goes into the Grocers with a basket in its mouth!!!?!
Question:
A dog goes into the Grocers with a basket in its mouth!!!?
In the basket is a shopping list and a purse. The grocer reads the list, puts the goods in the basket and takes out the correct amount of money from the purse.
The dog then runs off home.
This happens every week, and the grocer becomes so impressed by the dogs intelligence and dedication to its task he decides to follow it home to see if the owner would be willing to sell it.
The dog eventually leads the grocer to a run down house where it puts the basket down on the door-step and rings the front door bell with its nose.
After a few moments an old woman opens the door and starts hitting the dog with a stick.
"Stop" shouts the grocer, "What are you doing? that's the most intelligent dog I've ever seen in my life."
"Intelligent my ****!" shouts the old woman, "Thats the third time this week he's forgotten his keys."
Answers:
lol, 5stars for me.
She's a cruel lady, after all he's done for her she could at least be cool with opening the door. lol