Do you have a great golfing insult I can use this weekend?!
Question:
Do you have a great golfing insult I can use this weekend?
I'm playing a preview round at Bandon's newest golf course, Bandon Crossings: http://www.bandoncrossing...
I need golfing insults and jokes to entertian the rest of the foursome.
Answers:
When they leave a putt short ask "Does your husband play golf too?"
If they have trouble keeping it in the fairway refer to it as "military golf" (right, left, right, left)
Remind them of the saddest words in golf. "It's still your turn"
When they lose a ball - Golf joke: "I was playing golf with a guy who had the most amazing golf ball. It was impossible to lose! If you hit it in the water, it would float. If you shanked it into the rough, it made a beeping sound that got louder so you could track it down. You could even play with it at night because it glowed in the dark. I told him, "That is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! I'd sure like to get a ball like that myself. Where can I buy one of those?" He said, "I don't know. I found this one on the course last week."