Bar Jokes Anyone?!

Bar Jokes Anyone?

Ok, as a former bartender, I've probably heard every bar joke in existance, but Here's your chance to prove me wrong. Bring on all your best "somebody or something " walks into a bar joke. The best one will be the one with the most thumbs up, so rate eachother, and I'll give the ten points. Good luck, and have fun. Looking forward to your jokes and stories, Take care everyone.

2 weeks ago
I'll start it off with one of my favorites. An old farmer walks into a tavern and orders a few beers. He looks around and sees a group of bikers in a corner booth playing poker. He walks up tp the bikers, looks the biggest meanest looking one right in the eye and says hey boy, I slept with your grandma last night. His friends are stunned, he says nothing back. The old guys says ya know what boy, she was pretty good too. Again silence, and his friends can't believe he's taking this abuse. The old farmer again says ya know what boy, I'm gonna sleep with her again tonight, maybe even a couple times. Finally the big mean biker stands up and says Damn it grandpa, you're drunk, go back home!!!

A man with no arms walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asked the bartender, "Could you just hold it up to my lips so I can get a drink?" Bartender says "sure". Then the man says , "Could you reach into my back pocket and get my hanky and wipe my lips?" Bartender says "Sure." Then the man says, "Where's your bathroom?"

Bartender says, "Uh, you go about three blocks down the street and...."