Have you heard the one about the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman?!


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Have you heard the one about the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman?

There was an Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman who robbed a bank and were caught by the police and sentenced to 30 years in jail. On jailing the men the warden asked as they were going down for a such a long stretch did they have any requests. The Englishman said can i have a beautiful woman every day to make love to and the warden agreed. The Scotsman said och aye could i have a bottle of whisky every day so i can forget me troubles, the warden agreed. The Irishman thinks about it and says do ya think i can have a carton of cigarettes every day to while away me time, the warden agreed and time went by and finally they were released. The Englishman came out bandylegged and boggle eyed,smiling, and said well that was a long time in jail but it was worth it. The Scotsman came out drunk as a skunk, falling over and swearing and reeking of whisky and said, well wouldn't you know, the time just flew by. And the Irishman falls out and looks up at the warder and says anyone got a light?


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englishmen are brilliant lol


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