Last one * it!?!


Question:

Last one * it!?

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sob bing wife.
Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this
morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist, and demand
an apology. Before he could say more then a word or two, the druggist said,
Now just a minute, Mr. Johnson! Listen to my side of it..."

"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went
without breakfast and hurried out to the car, only to realize that I had
locked the house, and car keys were inside. I had to break a window to get
my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,
when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I
finally got to the store, there were a bunch of people waiting for me to
open up. I got the store opened, and started waiting on these people. All
the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook. I had to break open a roll
O f nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they
spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the
nickels. The phone was still ringing. When I came up, I cracked my head on
the open cash drawer. That made me stagger back against a showcase with a
bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke.
Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up. When I finally got to
answer it, it was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal
thermometer. And believe me Mister, as God is my witness... All I did was
tell her!"


Answers:

oh so funny!! starred!!


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